A girl in a cage making love to a switchblade.

They are trying to kill me round two. And yes, I’m still here. (Taken with Instagram at Quincy Valley Medical Center)

#sasquatch2012fail #murderscene #notwhereiwanttobe #somuchblood (Taken with Instagram at Quincy Valley Medical Center)

#sasquatch2012 #bleep (Taken with instagram)

#sasquatch2012 #thegoodlife #nonstoppartytrain (Taken with instagram)

My newest companion. #nonstoppartytrain (Taken with instagram)

#beer #boobs #bitches #sasquatch2012 (Taken with instagram)

#sasquatchorbust #sasquatch2012 #shotgun #beer (Taken with instagram)

#SasquatchOrBust #Sasquatch2012 (Taken with instagram)

Does anyone actually do this? (Taken with instagram)

Uh, @JHSipes/@slaps & I are adorable. (Taken with instagram)

But really though, what else would I be doing? (I swear my leg is not that giant) (Taken with Instagram at West Hollywood)

Spartapuss in a box! My handsome nephew kitty <3 (Taken with Instagram at West Hollywood)

Out with the ladies! (Taken with Instagram at The Writer’s Room)

@lovemarjory taking a cat nap before the block party (Taken with Instagram at West Hollywood)

This is what going on a date with @FantasticDork looks like. (Taken with Instagram at Greenlake Bar & Grill)